Sometimes a day goes by and just nothing funny happens. That is not a good day for me. The last few days have had funny "moments" so I thought I might just share those.
First place goes to one of my patients. Obese. He goes for a walk with his bariatric rollator walker and decides to sit on it for a rest. When he tries to stand up , he can't. He is stuck and it is too low. I seek help. I recruit some muscle and together with one arm each under his arms we haul his ass up. And guess what? The whole friggin walker comes with him.....stuck to his butt, all four wheels in the air. Just about peed my pants.
Second place goes to my BFF falling asleep in savasna BEFORE class starts and she is snoring very loudly in a silent room. Can you say "giggles" !!!
Third place goes to son #1 deciding to dance like Micheal Jackson in the middle of the living room for no apparent reason.
Things that don't tickle me funny. Plateauing on the caveman. Ten days and the scales haven"t moved. Damn. My body is exhausted from all the exercise. I am hungrier than hungry. So, I broke down and had some ice cream tonight. Almost made it a month without cheating. Of course we are not counting the little chocolate I have had or the sushi on a weak day. OK. OK.
Maybe I deserve to not have the scales move. But I ain"t giving up!!!!!!!
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