OMG! WHAT AM I THINKING???

I have ventured out on this crazy idea that I too, can eat like a caveman. Not only is this all the rage, but it kinda makes a little sense to me. Within reason of course. This blog will focus on the good, the bad and the ugly. And of course, the comical side to trying this ridiculous idea. Let it be known that although I am voluptuous and it is inevitable that I will lose weight, my goal is good health and energy. Bring it on!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

TEN IS THE NEW TWENTY

Ok seriously now. I have lost ten pounds and I actually think that I look like the girl in leopard bikini in the picutre. I think I have some self image issues. I went so far as to shop online for a leopard print bikini. Could only find them in size XS/S and S/M. One website actually said...available up to size 6 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG. So I googled PLUS SIZE CAVEMAN BIKINIS
and guess what? Not a lot of bikinis in plus if ya know what i mean! Feeling kinda swelt.... bought some new yoga pants size L NOT XL. Thank goodness. But really now, isn't ten pounds really the new twenty? In my mirror it is. I think an update is in order here. Swam 2 km yesterday, feeling kinda frisky but my HR stayed high for hours after. DAMN. Thought I did kinda good in yoga today until son number 1 says," what's with going totally into dancer's pose and then crashing into the wall?" I DID NOT crash. Fell sideways maybe. Tried to make it a quiet landing. Failed. Thought I was twenty pounds lighter, not ten. The exercise thing is going ok. The food thing...not sick of pomagranates yet.....can't eat enough curry soup.....don't crave sugar. Did I just say that?
Don't crave sugar? But I do think about the mini donuts at Montanas every day.
Considering a mystic tan. Sort of like a reward. I was actually thinking of putting on a really old nasty thong and getting the spray tan so that my ass looks like those gals in the porn flicks. You know what I mean. The stupid little triangle at the top of their crack. My theory has always been that tanned fat looks better than white fat, so why not? Maybe some stupid pasties for my nipples? Or maybe just the donuts at Montanas.
Loving my new 'mock sushi' and surviving the hunt through the grocery store. Happy to be done week two, not so happy when FITNESS PAL my ass tells me that I have ten more weeks until I reach goal. Make that eleven weeks.
I have to get those mini donuts soon!!!!!!!!!!!

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